Pixley and Falderal. Falderal and Pixley. I know, I know, it's all you've been hearing about for the past three months, you poor thing. But now, O eso-pilgrim, well may you frolic and jubilate! I bring news of something closer to the weird. After more than a decade, some well-deserved updates have been made to Apple Befunge, that ol' "retrolanguage" for the Apple ][+, and it has been placed in the public domain.
Check it out at http://catseye.tc/projects/apple-befunge/