This is a list of languages, in chronological order, that have been designed under the auspices of Cat's Eye Technologies.

Most of these languages are programming languages, or at least "computer languages" of some kind, although some of them have not been implemented on a computer (or may even be unimplementable on a computer), and at least one of them is a conlang.

Many of them are esolangs (TODO: link to something that explains esolangs well here.)

Unfortunately the distinctions between a Language, a Format, and an Automaton are not always cut-and-dried so you might want to see those articles as well.

If it was implemented by Cat's Eye Technologies, but was designed by someone else, it won't be on this list, it'll be here instead: Language Implementations.

If it was implemented by Chris Pressey, but not under the auspices of Cat's Eye Technologies, it won't be on this list.

If it is still considered a "work in progress", it will be at the bottom of this list: works in progress.

Some of these languages have interpreters that can run online, in your web browser. By selecting sample programs and watching them run, you can gain an appreciation of how the language works; by composing your own programs, you can gain an even better appreciation.

You may also be interested in reading about what it was like to design these or the ones that got away.

Full Moon Fever

Sample program:

GO 1 2 CLREOL CENTRE "Enter... the Stupid Guard." 2
GO 76 19
DO 20

Full Moon Fever is a language for describing ASCII animations. It was used to deliver animated screens on Chris Pressey's BBS (when it was operational in the early 90's) via ANSI terminal control codes. This probably counts as his first proper language, even though it wasn't a full programming language, because it had the usual machinery (syntax, parser, interpreter...) Lives on, in a somewhat distended form, as a sub-language of ILLGOL.

The name "Full Moon Fever" has nothing at all to do with lycanthropy; I believe it came from mis-remembering the title of the song "Full Moon Boogie" by Jan Hammer and Jerry Goodman.


Sample program:

*a *b *c
0 =a 1 =b
: fib a b + =c c . b =a c =b c 100000 < @fib ;
1 . fib

Maentwrog is an RPN-calculator-turned-FORTH-interpreter which probably counts as Chris Pressey's first proper programming language. It was implemented on his Amiga 500 in 1993, then lost and unearthed multiple times. It is hardly remarkable, save that it spawned Befunge-93.

There are no extant example programs from the time the language was first implemented — I tried writing the Sieve of Eratosthenes in it once, but never got it to work, probably because == was not implemented correctly. Recently, example programs and a description of the language (which has become the provisional spec) have been provided by Marinus — thanks Marinus!

Also included in the Maentwrog distribution, just for fun, are some other contemporaneous C programs of mine: an RPN calculator which was the predecessor of Maentwrog, a simple recursive-descent expression parser, and a simple cellular automata parser (a distant ancestor of ALPACA, perhaps?)

Maentwrog is the name of a town in Wales, but the usage of its name for this language came via Douglas Adams' "The Meaning of Liff", wherein it is defined thusly: "MAENTWROG (n. Welsh) Celtic word for a computer spelling mistake."

Reference Implementation: maentw.c


Sample program:

 v    <

Befunge-93 is an esoteric programming language where the program exists in a two-dimensional grid of cells, where each cell contains a single instruction, and execution can proceed in any cardinal direction across this grid — not just left-to-right, but also right-to-left, top-to-bottom, and bottom-to-top.

One of the more popular languages I ever designed and implemented. Eventually begat Befunge-97, Funge-98, and Wierd, and doubtless influenced many others. Cited in the New Hacker's Dictionary.

Reference Implementation: bef

Implementation: tc.catseye.yoob.befunge93


Sample program (written by Milo van Handel):

  * *  **
 *   ** *
  **     **
    *      *
    *     *
    *     *
    *      *
    *     **
    *    *
    * ** *
    **  *

Wierd is a programming language, inspired somewhat by Befunge-93 and brainfuck, where instructions are not determined by the symbols in a sequence of symbols, but by the bends in a sequence of symbols.

The original Wierd, designed during a three-way email conversation between Chris Pressey, John Colagioia, and Ben Olmstead, is probably lost and gone forever, but two dialects have been specified (sorta) and implemented: Wierd (John Colagioia) and Wierd (Milo van Handel).

Implementation: wierd.c (John Colagioia)

Implementation: wierd.c (Milo van Handel)

Implementation: wierd-jnc.js


Product of the Befunge Mailing List Working Group.

Befunge-97 was an unimplemented attempt to design a successor to Befunge-93. The design, however, was not successful — it has been described as "brain-damaged" — primarily due to the fact that separate processes were specified as sharing a single stack.


Sample program:

/* John Conway's Game of Life, expressed in ALPACA. */
state Dead  " " to Alive when 3 Alive and 5 Dead;
state Alive "*" to Dead when 4 Alive or 7 Dead.

ALPACA is a meta-language for describing cellular automata.

It stands for "A Language for the Pithy Articulation of Cellular Automata". The acronym used to be "A Language for Programming Arbitrary Cellular Automata". This was not quite accurate, as the automata are not in fact arbitrary, so I changed it.

ALPACA is one of the few of my languages in which I've actually implemented other languages (or, well, cellular automata — close enough).

Reference Implementation:

Reference Implementation: alpaca (Python)


Sample program:

^,A' <
 ^ C'
 ^ <<

Product of the Befunge Mailing List Working Group.

Funge-98 is a family of programming languages designed as the successor to Befunge-93. It generalizes Befunge-93's two-dimensional nature somewhat, defining languages in one dimension (Unefunge-98), two dimensions (Befunge-98), and three dimensions (Trefunge-98), and suggests possibilities for other dimensions and topologies (but does not specify exactly how they look or would behave.) It also makes the playfield unbounded, allowing the language to be Turing-complete, and tries to define mechanisms for interacting with the operating system and engaging extensions to the language.


Befunge-98 is the realization of Funge-98 in two dimensions.


Trefunge-98 is the realization of Funge-98 in three dimensions.


Unefunge-98 is the realization of Funge-98 in one dimension.


Sample program:

Box ::= "+" {"-"}^(w) r(-90) "+" "||" {"|"}^(h) r(-90)
        "+" {"-"}^(w) r(-90) "+" "||" {"|"}^(h) r(-90)

MDPN is a meta-language for describing multi-directional and multi-dimensional languages.


Sample program:

[ `Hello, _32 `world! _13 _10 ] \15 outs \0 halt

Shelta is an extremely minimal Forth-like language with barely any semantics; it relies on inline machine code to write anything resembling an actual program in it. In the spirit of compilers for languages such as FALSE and brainfuck, a Shelta-to-8086 compiler was implemented (with help from Ben Olmstead) in less than 512 bytes of 80286 machine code. What's more, it's also been bootstrapped — that is to say, a Shelta compiler was written in Shelta, which was compiled with the original compiler, and then compiled again with the resulting compiler, producing a wholly self-hosted executable!

Reference Implementation: shelta

Implementation: sheltas

Bear Food

Bear Food was a horrible language defined by an interpreter that evolved (no... let's be honest, it devolved) from a small piece of example code showing how to parse and intepret a simple reverse-polish notation language. This same example code also took a very divergent line of evolution, eventually becoming the programming language Var'aq.

Reference Implementation:


Sample program:

int factorial int if $1 mul $1 factorial sub $1 1 1
int main int factorial $1

Sally is a cute but naive little functional language with a minimal syntax, a strict type system, and some unusual rules for parameters and return values.

Reference Implementation: sally2c


Sample program:

NB eh.ill
10 *f = { print str(#0), EoL };
20 do f(1);
30 don't f;
40 do f(2);
50 reinstate f;
60 do f(3);

ILLGOL is a joke language which parodies the sort of language designed by the sheer fact that a compiler for it has been hacked together.

Reference Implementation: illgol.exe


Successor to ILLGOL.


Successor to Illgola-2.

Open Sores Illgol

Successor to Illberon.

Apple Befunge

Apple Befunge is a variant of Befunge for the Apple ][+ which resembles Befunge-93, with some extra Befunge-96-esque instructions and some Apple ][+-specific instructions.

Reference Implementation: APPLE BEFUNGE EDITOR


Sample program:

MOV R0, 10
MOV R2, 0
SUB R2, 1
MOV R[R0], "Hello, world!"
SUB R0, R2
MOV R1, R0
SUB R1, 23
MUL R1, 8
COR +1, -7, R1

SMITH is a self-modifying assembly-like language which completely lacks any kind of jump instructions whatsoever. Despite this handicap, it has been shown to be Turing-complete.

Reference Implementation:


Sample program:

Point-A: 1 Point-B,
Point-B: 1 Point-C,
Point-C: 1 Point-A.
?- 1 Point-A -> 0 Point-A @ Point-A

Tamerlane is a multi-paradigmatic programming language, unimplemented and possibly unimplementable. One of its core execution mechanisms is the traversing of a graph (representing the program) while rewriting that same graph.


Sample program:

* main { start many finish? "Hello, world!"! }

Squishy2K is a language which is a hybrid of string rewriting and finite state automata; as an added twist, it also lets program states serve as functions. It was based largely on an earlier grammar-based language called SQUISHY, taking also some ideas from the language Thue. The original SQUISHY was conceived sometime around 1998, but is now lost. Because it was based largely on EBNF, the author wanted to name it Wirth, but the name SQUISHY was proposed and (somewhat unfortunately) stuck.

Reference Implementation:


Sample program:

#   1#2#         #
# #### #         #
#      #         #
# ######    M    #
#     M#         #
#+######         #
#     !#         #

HUNTER is a language I designed for the Esoteric Awards ("Essies") Its abstract starts out like this:

It is perceived that one of the biggest problems in maintaining interest in programming is the above linear growth of boredom compared to the usefulness of the program, resulting in an acute loss of enthusiasm on the part of the programmers and ultimately the abandonment of the software...

Reference Implementation:


Sample program:


'N-DCNC was Chris Pressey's entry for the 2000 Esoteric Awards. It is based on a conspiracy theory involving UFOs and a 5-member boy band, or something.

A copy of PortableFalse is included in the 'N-DCNC distribution, to make it easier for you to run the code generated by the 'N-DCNC compilers. However, you still need a C compiler to build the PortableFalse interpreter.

Reference Implementation:




Sample program:

X = (X / X) * X + (X = 0) * (T =  0) * (PRINT CHAR 'H' - 'H' +  1)
X = (X / X) * X + (X = 0) * (T =  1) * (PRINT CHAR 'e' - 'e' +  2)
X = (X / X) * X + (X = 0) * (T =  2) * (PRINT CHAR 'l' - 'l' +  3)
X = (X / X) * X + (X = 0) * (T =  3) * (PRINT CHAR 'l' - 'l' +  4)
X = (X / X) * X + (X = 0) * (T =  4) * (PRINT CHAR 'o' - 'o' +  5)
X = (X / X) * X + (X = 0) * (T =  5) * (PRINT CHAR ',' - ',' +  6)
X = (X / X) * X + (X = 0) * (T =  6) * (PRINT CHAR ' ' - ' ' +  7)
X = (X / X) * X + (X = 0) * (T =  7) * (PRINT CHAR 'w' - 'w' +  8)
X = (X / X) * X + (X = 0) * (T =  8) * (PRINT CHAR 'o' - 'o' +  9)
X = (X / X) * X + (X = 0) * (T =  9) * (PRINT CHAR 'r' - 'r' + 10)
X = (X / X) * X + (X = 0) * (T = 10) * (PRINT CHAR 'l' - 'l' + 11)
X = (X / X) * X + (X = 0) * (T = 11) * (PRINT CHAR 'd' - 'd' + 12)
X = (X / X) * X + (X = 0) * (T = 12) * (PRINT CHAR '!' - '!' + 13)
X = (T = X) * 0 + (X > T) * X REM RESET FLAG
T = (X / X) * X + (X = 0) * T REM INCREMENT TICK

Strelnokoff is a non-deterministic imperative programming language. Despite this apparent handicap, it appears to be Turing-complete — thanks to a short-circuiting multiplication operator — but a critical feature, namely arrays, has yet to be implemented.

The name "Strelnokoff" was taken from a fictional brand of vodka featured in a parody advertisement on the television show SCTV.

Reference Implementation:


Sample utterance:

+ pale green
+ Eb, trombone, forte
+ leaning 40 degrees left (sudden)
+ C, tubular bells, piano
+ mothballs (gentle whiff)

Opus-2 is not a programming language, but rather, an abstract artlang (i.e., a conlang designed independently from any conception of society.) The sole design principle was to entirely eliminate word order.


Sample program:

(      )  (      )
  #            #
  # ###    ### #
  #            #

    ###   ###

    #      #
    #      #
    #    ###

Ypsilax is a non-deterministic, reflective, two-dimensional grid-rewriting language. Rewriting rules look for patterns in the grid and replace them with other patterns. These rules are themselves represented by patterns in the grid, and therefore rules can match and rewrite other rules.

Reference Implementation:

Implementation: tc.catseye.yoob.ypsilax


Sample program:

VALLEY: OUTPUT = "You are standing in a valley."
HILL: OUTPUT = "You are on top of a hill."
BROOK: OUTPUT = "You are by a brook."
GLADE: OUTPUT = "You are standing in a sun-dappled glade."
N: CAT = "|N"
S: CAT = "|S"
E: CAT = "|E"
W: CAT = "|W"

Version is an imperative programming language that uses ignorance-spaces for flow control; all instructions which match the current ignorance pattern are ignored during execution.

Reference Implementation:


Sample program:

event WindowSwitchBroken;
event MotionDetectorTriggered;

event SystemArmed;
event SystemDisarmed;

event Alarm,
 caused after WindowSwitchBroken      when SystemArmed > SystemDisarmed,
 caused after MotionDetectorTriggered when SystemArmed > SystemDisarmed,
 causes Alarm.

alphabet Domino,
        One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven;
event Begin,
        causes Domino One Falls;
event Domino (N = Domino+) Falls,
        causes Domino (succ N) Falls.

beta-Juliet is a minimal event-based language. Each event is caused by some other event. Event causation is conditional based on which of two given events occurred more recently.

Portia is a preprocessor for beta-Juliet which allows large, regular, finite sets of events to be described succinctly.

Version 2.0 of beta-Juliet (formerly known as "2iota") allows infinite sets of events to be specified, allowing the language to be Turing-complete.

Reference Implementation: 2iota



Sample program:


Sbeezg is a syntactically very simple language that attempts to take the single-assignment concept to a logical extreme.

I really don't remember exactly what I was trying to accomplish with this; the basic idea is fairly absurd (either your variables are single-assignment or they're not...)

Reference Implementation: sbeezg.erl


Sample program:


GraNoLa/M is a Graph-Node-based Language (possibly for Machines.) It was one of my submissions for the Esoteric Awards. Not unlike Tamerlane, its execution model involves both traversing and rewriting a graph at the same time.

Reference Implementation: granolam.erl

Kangaroo Iceberg

Sample program:

A { ^A:0 / ^A:0 -> ^A:1 }
B { / ^B:0 -> ^B:1, ^B:1 -> ^B:2 }
C { {}:0 / ^K:0 -> ^K:1, ^K:1 -> ^K:2; ^A:1 -> ^A:0 }

Kangaroo Iceberg was a short-lived attempt to pare down Tamerlane to something implementable, and implement it. Although it got a fair ways along (e.g. the parser for graphs seems to be complete, I lost interest in it at the time, and put off finishing it indefinitely.

Now, the challenge will be reconstructing the language from the partial implementation and notes that I left behind...

Reference Implementation: kiceberg


Sample program:

# D(40, 4)
# @(40, 4)
# C(0, 0)
# @(0, 0)
 . . . . . .
aa .ab . .aa .
bb .ba . .bb .
$$ .$$ . .$$ .
         . . .
*@      *^*<*<

Beturing is a "Befunge-flavoured" language for describing Turing machines; both the tape and the finite control are laid out two-dimensionally. In addition, the finite control must be expressed as a planar graph (no edge representing a transition may cross any other edge.) It was devised this way as a test of the so-called "wire-crossing problem". It turns out that there are universal Turing machines with finite controls that are planar graphs, so Beturing is Turing-complete.

Reference Implementation: beturing.lua


Sample program:

Fib = ^ X {
  if X < 2 return 1 else
  return Fib(X - 1) + Fib(X - 2)
Print Fib(32), EoL

Bhuna is a small, garbage-collected language with a simple syntax, closures, inferred types, lightweight processes, and support for UTF-8 source code. It was implemented partly to see how closely I could match the performance of Lua's interpreter. It was meant more more as an experimental starting point for branching new languages, than as a useful language in and of itself.

Reference Implementation: bhuna


Kosheri is a virtual machine design that rose from the ashes of Bhuna.

Reference Implementation: kosheri (C)


Sample program:


Burro is a brainfuck-like programming language whose programs form an algebraical group (modulo the equivalence relation of "computes the same function") under the operation of concatenation. The upshot of this is that, for every Burro program, we can find an antiprogram which, when appended to the program, forms a "no-op" program which has no effect. This is a form of reversible computing, but unlike most reversible languages where it is the execution of the program that is "undone", in Burro, it is the program itself which is annihiliated by its antiprogram. Burro 1.0 was released in fall of 2007, but proved not to form a proper group. This shortcoming was rectified in summer of 2010.

Reference Implementation: Burro.lhs


Sample program:


Hev is a programming language that attempts to solve the "central problem of infix notation": how do you allow it without requiring the programmer to either memorize precedence tables or litter parentheses everywhere? Hev has a way! In Hev, all operators are infix, yet no tiresome memorization of any dreadful precedence table is required!

Reference Implementation: Hev.hs


Sample program:


Cabra is a (somewhat) formal programming language whose programs form an algebraical dioid (an idempotent semiring), modulo the equivalence relation of "computes the same function", under the operations of parallel execution (as the additive operator) and sequential composition (as the multiplicative operator).

Reference Implementation: cabra.hs

You are Reading the Name of this Esolang

Sample program:


You are Reading the Name of this Esolang is an exploration in the design space of programming languages with undecidable elements. Its syntax is only recursively enumerable: the problem of determining whether or not a given string of symbols is a well-formed You are Reading the Name of this Esolang program is undecidable.

The description makes it sound a bit more mind-blowing than it actually is. In fact C++ has essentially the same property: it's template system is Turing-complete. In practice, this means you can hang the compiler with templates that expand unboundedly (and the compiler has no means by which to detect all possible compiler-hanging-templates.)


Sample program:


Emmental is a self-modifying programming language. It is defined in terms of a meta-circular interpreter, and this meta-circular interpreter provides an operation that redefines operations of the meta-circular interpreter. In fact, this mechanism is required for Emmental to be Turing-complete.

Reference Implementation: emmental.hs


Sample program:

var a in a :=
    let c = 5 in let d = 1 in
            if c = 0 then
                let d = d * c in
                    let c = c - 1 in

Iphigeneia is a toy programming language which contains features from both imperative programming (assignments to mutable variables, while loops,) and functional programming (immutable name bindings, Scheme-style "named let" loops.) It was originally intended as a testbed for algorithms that convert programs between the two forms.

Reference Implementation: iphi


Sample program:


Mascarpone is a self-modifying language able to alter the meta-circular interpreter which defines it, like its predecessor Emmental. Unlike Emmental however, in Mascarpone interpreters are first-class objects, making the job of reflective interpreter-modification quite a bit cleaner and richer.

Reference Implementation: mascarpone.hs


Sample program:

(store (input) (input)
  (store (input) (input)
    (label loop
      (store (input) (op * (fetch (input)) (fetch (input)))
        (store (input) (op - (fetch (input)) (input))
          (test (op > (fetch (input)) (input))
            (goto loop) (print (fetch (input)))))))))

Larabee is an assembly-like programming language, with Scheme-like syntax, that borrows the notion of branch prediction from computer architecture and abuses it, creating a path that leads only to existential angst and self-destruction.

Reference Implementation: larabee.scm


Sample program:

    (ast:   (let a 4 (+ 3 (* a 3))) )
    (stab:  eot)
    (out:   halt)
    ((ast:  (let #(n sym) #(v) #(expr)) => #(expr)            )
     (stab: eot                         => (#(n) #(v) EOT)    ))
    ((ast:  #(n sym)                    => #(v)               )
     (stab: (#(n) #(v) #(tab))          => (#(n) #(v) #(tab)) ))
    ((ast: #(a num)                     => _                  )
     (out: halt                         => (push #(a) halt)   ))
    ((ast: (+ _ _)                      => _                  )
     (out: halt                         => (add halt)         ))
    ((ast: (* _ _)                      => _                  )
     (out: halt                         => (mul halt)         ))

Arboretuum is an experimental language based on forest-rewriting, a variant of tree-rewriting in which multiple trees are rewritten simultaneously. The language was intended for specifying compilers, with each tree representing a major compiler data structure (AST, symbol table, output buffer, etc.,) however, this idea was not entirely successful. Regardless, Arboretuum is Turing-complete, as tree-rewriting is simply a special case of forest-rewriting.

Reference Implementation: forest-rewriter.scm


Sample program:

  (:i (? t (x (? i *) (? j *)))) -> (t : (xx (? j *) (? i *)))))
  (:i (? p right))               -> (p : left)

Treacle is an experimental compiler-definition language based on context rewriting, an expressive variant of term rewriting that generalizes the forest-rewriting used by its predecessor Arboretuum. In context rewriting, a separation is made between names and variables, and patterns may contain holes inside which subpatterns may match at any depth.

Reference Implementation: treacle.scm


Sample program:

foreach $n$=:L:[1,2,3|goto$L$] with $a$=1 be +$a$+$n$+ else be abort

Quylthulg is a programming language with but a single control-flow construct: foreach. In fact, it does also have a goto, but that can only appear inside data structures.

Reference Implementation: Qlzqqlzuup, the Lord of Flesh


Zame is an automaton which uses the solution of a maze to generate an Etcha program which draws a new maze, then the process repeats. An open question is to find a maze for which this process repeats indefinitely.

Where it stands relative to other models of computation is, therefore, not well understood.

Information on this language is only available on the Esowiki for now: Zame.

This is actually a language family.


Sample program:

class Count(Count,Chain,Print,Add) extends Continuation

class CountForever(Count,Chain,Print,Add) extends Program {
  Count c;
  method continue(Passive accumulator) {
    c = new Count(Passive,Count,Chain,Print,Add);
    goto c.continue(new 1(Passive));

class Count() extends Continuation {
  Count c;
  Print p;
  Add a;
  method continue(Passive accumulator) {
    c = new Count(Passive,Count,Chain,Print,Add);
    a = new Add(Passive,Chain);
    a.value = new 1(Passive); = c;
    p = new Print(Passive,Chain); = a;
    goto p.continue(accumulator);

Unlikely is a programming language that conflates objects with continuations, and methods with labels. It exposes program structures as objects with commensurate inheritance relationships. It also takes dependency injection to the logical extreme: if some class is used by an object, that class must be specified when the object is instantiated.

Reference Implementation: Coldwater


Sample program:

(let* ((a (lambda (x y) (cons x y)))) (a (quote foo) (quote ())))

Pixley is a very small subset of R5RS Scheme (or, if you prefer, R4RS Scheme), supporting only four datatypes (boolean, cons cell, function, and symbol) and only a dozen built-in symbols. The reference implementation of Pixley is written in 124 lines of Pixley (or, if you prefer, 124 lines of Scheme; and if you prefer more Scheme-ly metrics, it consists of 413 instances of 54 unique symbols in 684 cons cells.)

Reference Implementation: pixley.pix

Implementation: mignon

Reference Implementation: haney

Reference Implementation: pixley.js

Implementation: pixley.pifx

Reference Implementation: p-normal.pix


Crabwell is a dialect of Pixley which allows values to be bound to, not just symbols, but arbitrary S-expressions.

P-Normal Pixley

P-Normal Pixley is a simplified version of Pixley where let* can only bind one identifer to one value and cond can only make one test, like Scheme's if.


Pifxley is a dialect of Pixley which supports an if construct instead of cond.


Sample program:

module beefy
  procedure beef_up(x: ♥t): beefy ♥t
    return (bestow beefy x)

Dieter (as in the German masculine given name Dieter, not dieter as in "one who diets") is a little experimental programming language that conflates type qualifiers with modules to produce something reminiscent of object-orientation. It demonstrates another way of thinking about objects, or rather, classes: not so much as aggregates of data as associations of predicates.

Dieter was intended as a way to make Hungarian notation part of the type system, and thus automatically checkable. However, it also suggests possible ways of dealing with the problems of aliasing — that is, determining if two pointers cannot possibly point to the same data, for safety and optimization considerations.

Reference Implementation:


Sample program:


Etcha is a two-dimensional descendant of Jeffry Johnston's BitChanger. Like BitChanger, it has four instructions; unlike BitChanger, its storage model is based on turtle graphics, which permits it to be immediately used for an alternative purpose: graphical composition. Unlike the turtle in LOGO however, the turtle in Etcha is an integral part of the computation, playing a role similar to the tape head of a Turing machine.

Reference Implementation: tc.catseye.etcha

Implementation: tc.catseye.yoob.etcha

Implementation: etcha.js


Sample program:

MOV R10, 90
MOV R1, R1
MOV R0, R10
MOV R8, R10
MOV R5, 1
MOV R10, R8
MOV R8, R10
MOV R5, 64
MOV R3, R8

ZOWIE is a machine-like language in which all operations including structured control flow are memory-mapped. Control flow is structured in the sense of structured programming — the programmer never deals with gotos, or offsets or labels of any kind. Instead, the program writes to a memory location to mark the beginning or end of a loop or conditional.

Reference Implementation:


Sample program:

r := (0, 0, 1, 2);
s := (0, 0, 1, 2);

r.x += r.w;
r.x += -1;
r.w += 1;
r.h += 1;
draw r, XOR;
s.x += s.w;
s.x += -1;
s.w += 1;
s.h += 2;
draw s, XOR;

Whothm is a simple language for describing infinite two-colour bitmapped drawings.

Reference Implementation: tc.catseye.whothm


Sample program:

type node struct {
    int value;
    ptr to node next;
var ptr to node jim;
var ptr to node george;
    jim = malloc node;
    if valid jim {
        [@jim].value = (1 + 4);
        george = jim;
    if valid george {
        print [@george].value;
    free george;
    free jim;

Eightebed is a small language with explicit malloc and free. Through a modicum of static analysis and runtime support, Eightebed is "safe": it is not possible to dereference a dangling pointer or otherwise incorrectly-populated memory.

Eightebed was designed as a counter-example to Gregor Richards' claim that such a language would either need a garbage collector, or not actually implement free. Eightebed has a real free and has no garbage collector.

The name "Eightebed" came from a typo by Alise for the word "enlightened".

Reference Implementation:

Oozlybub and Murphy

Sample program:

VARIABLES ARE p /p*/, p /q*/.
dynast(3) <->
  (. do (. if? not? exists/dynast 5 ,then
       create/countably/many/dynasts #myself#, 5 .) .) ,then
  (. for each prime /p*|p/ below #myself#+2 do
       for each prime /q*|q/ below /p*|pp/+1 do
         if? not? exists/dynast /p*|p|p/+/q*|q|q/ ,then
           copy/dynast #myself#, /p*|ppp/, /q*|qqq/ .)

The name of this language is Oozlybub and Murphy. Despite appearances, this name refers to a single language. The majority of the language is named Oozlybub. The fact that the language is not entirely named Oozlybub is named Murphy. Deal with it. For the sake of providing an "olde tyme esoterickal de-sign", the language combines several unusual features, including multiple interleaved parse streams, infinitely long variable names, gratuitously strong typing, and only-conjectural Turing completeness.


Sample program:

%### # ###   # #   ### # ###   # #   ### # ###@

   @    @#         @
  @      @          @
@                   @
    $         @# # @
             #      @
       @   @

    @    @
     @# @
@        @
  @     @#@

Gemooy is a 2-dimensional esolang with 3 instructions (5 initial symbols) which combines features from 2-ill and Etcha, and adds self-modification. It came about when the author noticed the tape-related semantics of 2-ill were essentially the same as those of BitChanger.

Reference Implementation: gemooy.js

Implementation: tc.catseye.yoob.gemooy


Sample program:

|    /}|
|  / \&|
|      |
| {    |
|\\    |

Nhohnhehr is a remotely fungeoid language which explores the design space between having a fixed playfield versus an expandable one. When the instruction pointer reaches the edge of the playfield (the "room"), whether it wraps around or creates a new room and adjoins it to that edge, depends on the current edge mode of the program. New copies of rooms may be rotated before being adjoined to existing rooms, but rooms are otherwise immutable.

Reference Implementation:


Sample program:

 >+-0 0*+-1*/+-?*-R*- *+-?*-R*-?*/v
$>+-0 0*+-1*/+-?*-R*- *+-?*-R*-?*/v
    ' '   '       '  '      '   
             '         '  '     
 ^      /*?-*P-*?-+*?-*P-* -+     <
 ^      /*?-*P-*?-+*?-*P-* -+     <

 00 00 00 00

Kelxquoia is another remotely fungeoid language, this one self-modifying — in fact, self-destroying. As instructions are executed, they are erased. In order to execute indefinitely, new instructions of some sort must be created. Luckily the language provides as its main data-manipulation facility, grid-rewriting, which can be used to restore instructions that were previously erased after execution.


Sample program:

          o   ooo  o

o         o
o         o
o         o
o         o
o        o     o
o         o
o        o
o              o
o        o     o
o              o

o oooooooo     o

         o    oooo o

Wunnel is a two-dimensional language which draws from the 1L family of languages and incorporates features from reMorse. The name is both a play on the pronunciation of "1L", and a recursive portmanteau of the words Wunnel and tunnel which is used to describe the long sequences of identical instructions (often nops) used in Wunnel programs to sync up remote parts of the program.

Reference Implementation: tc.catseye.yoob.wunnel

Implementation: wunnel.js


Sample program:

**[*let [
     [cadrg *[#fst ##*[#snd #g]]]
     **[*let [
          [g [x [y z]]]

Pail is a programming language based on pairs; just as Lisp stands for LISt Processing, Pail stands for PAIr Language. Its original working title was "Bizaaro[sic]-Pixley", as it attempts to resemble Pixley while turning several concepts on their heads: use pairs instead of lists, quote by default instead of eval by default, and allow not just values but also names of bindings to be expressed.

Reference Implementation: Pail.lhs


Sample program:

l := $loop*
counter := 5 := {
  y := x
  print ^.counter
  o := $sub*
  o.x := ^.counter
  o.y := 1
  ^.counter := o.result
  continue := o.result

Xoomonk is a programming language in which malingering updatable stores are first-class objects. Malingering updatable stores unify several language constructs, including procedure activations, named parameters, and object-like data structures.

The Xoomonk project was also an experiment in test-driven language design. The specification is largely composed of a number of example programs in the format of Falderal tests, which were written while the language was being designed. These were used to compare the reference implementation, while it was being developed, against the spec.

Reference Implementation:


Sample program:

>     v
^\ <

:v    v   \<@
-<      : 6
1 :   > *
  -|    <

One day in September of 2011 — though I'm not sure precisely which one — marked Befunge-93's 18th birthday. That means that Befunge is now old enough to drink in its native land of Canada. To celebrate this, I thought I'd get Befunge-93 drunk to see what would happen. What happened was Flobnar, an esolang which is in many respects a functional dual of Befunge-93; most of the symbols have analogous meanings, but execution proceeds in a much more dataflow-like fashion.

Reference Implementation: Flobnar.hs


Sample program:

type tree is
  tree(leaf)        -> true
  tree(branch(X,Y)) -> and(tree(X),tree(Y))
in let
  reflect(leaf)        -> leaf
  reflect(branch(A,B)) -> branch(reflect(B),reflect(A))
in theorem
  forall X where tree(X)
    reflect(reflect(X)) ~> X
  case X = leaf
    -> reflect(leaf)        [by reflect.1]
    -> leaf                 [by reflect.1]
  case X = branch(S, T)
    reflect(reflect(branch(S, T)))
    -> reflect(branch(reflect(T),reflect(S)))          [by reflect.2]
    -> branch(reflect(reflect(S)),reflect(reflect(T))) [by reflect.2]
    -> branch(S,reflect(reflect(T)))                   [by IH]
    -> branch(S,T)                                     [by IH]

Madison is a language in which one can state proofs of properties of term-rewriting systems. Classical methods of automated reasoning, such as resolution, are not used; indeed, term-rewriting itself is used to check the proofs. Both direct proof and proof by induction are supported. Induction in a proof must be across a structure which has a well-founded inductive definition. Such structures can be thought of as types, although this is largely nominal; the traditional typelessness of term-rewiting systems is largely retained.


Robin is a language drawing from Pixley, Erlang, and PicoLisp. One distinctive feature of it is that it has an extremely small core semantics, to the point where even closures are defined in terms of macros. Another distinctive feature is that it is heavily resource-oriented; almost everything, including concurrent processes, is (or should be) a virtual device which must be acquired from a central resource arbiter. This arbiter may satisfy the constraints you specify when requesting a device any way it sees fit; so the operating environment has potentially a lot of influence over exactly what your program does.

The essential ideas date from back to shortly after Pixley was released.

Reference Implementation: Robin.lhs

There are actually 2 implementations, and they have different design goals.


Troupe is an esolang based on hedgehogs, faery rings, and hills. It maps fairly neatly to the definition of a Turing machine, so it is almost certainly Turing-complete.


Sample program:

yes = {IO.print {Yes}}
no = {IO.print {No}}
if ({X}.equals {Y}), yes, no

Velo is a vaguely Ruby-inspired "scripting" language which unifies strings with code blocks, and scripts with object classes. Curly braces delimit string literals, and there is no difference between a string literal and a block of code given to, say, an if statement. Any given script is an object, which inherits from the root object in delegation-OO style.

Reference Implementation: velo.rb

Implementation: velo.lua


Sample program:

def inc(#)
  cons(:one, #)
def add(#, other)
  if eq?(#, :nil) then other else self(<tail #, inc(other))
def mul(#, other)
  if eq?(#, :nil) then :nil else
    add(other, self(<tail #, other))
def fact(#)
  if eq?(#, :nil) then cons(:one, :nil) else
    mul(#, self(<tail #))
def four(#)
  cons(:one, cons(:one, cons(:one, cons(:one, #))))

Exanoke is a functional language which is syntactically restricted to expressing the primitive recursive functions.

Reference Implementation:


Sample program:

(print ASCII table while experiencing a bewildering array of emotions)

Cfluviurrh is, as far as I am aware, the first programming language designed for writing programs that can feel. Cfluviurrh defines a mechanism by which a program can be instructed to experience particular emotions.

You might, thus, on first blush, consider Cfluviurrh to be unimplementable, as modern-day computers are not capable of experiencing emotions (you guess.) However, this is demonstrably untrue. The reference interpreter demonstrates it.

Reference Implementation: cfluviurrh


Sample program:

       \           *
        \         /
         \       /
          \     /
           *   /
            \ /

The Jolverine language was devised as a conscious attempt to expand the genre of turning tarpit by adding the feature of modifying the instruction wheel during execution.

The name is a portmanteau of "jolly wolverine" (where "jolly" is a euphemism for "drunk",) which is an attempt to capture, in a noun phrase, the language's vicious, erratic nature.

Reference Implementation:


Sample program:

10 LET B% = 99
(100+B%) END
215 LET B% = (B% - 1)
230 GOTO 100

SICKBAY is an esoteric dialect of BASIC with a call ring buffer instead of a call stack, and computed line number definitions (and no IF because of that.)

Reference Implementation: SAWBONES


Sample program:


Carriage is the result of various, not-entirely-successful attempts to design a "pure" concatenative language — one in which the program texts are monoids and nothing but monoids (no quoting operators or the like.) The result was midly unusual — subroutines are specified by indices into an area of the stack which contains program symbols, thus may overlap — and was released as an esolang.

Reference Implementation: Carriage.hs


Castile is an unremarkable programming language which exists mainly because an unremarkable evaluator/compiler for it was written. It is a bit like ANSI C except with proper union types (and no typecasts.) Local variables are mutable, but arguments and globals aren't. The compiler supports several backends, including Javascript and Ruby.

Reference Implementation:

Also it's a compiler to Javascript, Ruby, stackmac, almost C...


Tamsin is an oddball little language that can't decide if it's a meta-language, a programming language, or a rubbish lister. Its primary goal is to allow the rapid development of parsers, static analyzers, interpreters, and compilers, and to allow them to be expressed compactly.

Reference Implementation:

Kind of compiles, too.

Implementation: tamsin.tamsin


Sample program:

(ifeq (head arg) (quote arg)
    (head (tail (tail arg)))
    (ifeq (head (head arg)) (quote head)
        (head (self (cons (head (tail (head arg))) (tail arg))))
        (ifeq (head (head arg)) (quote tail)
            (tail (self (cons (head (tail (head arg))) (tail arg))))
            (ifeq (head (head arg)) (quote cons)
                (cons (self (cons (head (tail (head arg))) (tail arg))) (self (cons (head (tail (tail (head arg)))) (tail arg))))
                (ifeq (head (head arg)) (quote quote)
                    (head (tail (head arg)))
                    (ifeq (head (head arg)) (quote ifeq)
                        (ifeq (self (cons (head (tail (head arg))) (tail arg)))
                              (self (cons (head (tail (tail (head arg)))) (tail arg)))
                              (self (cons (head (tail (tail (tail (head arg))))) (tail arg)))
                              (self (cons (head (tail (tail (tail (tail (head arg)))))) (tail arg))))
                        (ifeq (head (head arg)) (quote self)
                            (self (cons (head (tail arg))
                                    (cons (head (tail arg))
                                      (cons (self (cons (head (tail (head arg))) (tail arg))) (tail (quote (tail)))))))

Yolk is a tiny S-expression-based programming language (or computational calculus) with a tiny meta-circular interpreter.

Reference Implementation:

Reference Implementation: yolk.yolk


Sample program:

MOV 1, M0
MOV 1, M2
WAIT M1, 0
WAIT M2, 0
; begin c.s.
MOV M3, R0
MOV R0, M3
; end c.s.
MOV 0, M0

A toy language for a toy race-condition finder.

I wrote this because I feel race conditions are an underappreciated problem in software development. In programming education, they're often not given the attention they deserve, given that they are a real problem that comes up once you get into any kind of concurrent programming — and one that can very difficult to pinpoint, much less fix.

The general "someone else's problem"-ness surrounding race conditions seems to have fostered two misconceptions in particular that I wanted to highlight.

Even though Matchbox is an assembly-like language, race conditions are not restricted to machine language. Nearly every high-level programmer works with either filesystems or databases, and those are both basically gigantic tracts of shared memory. Race conditions are just waiting to happen, if you're not careful.

And there is sometimes the impression that the only way to protect oneself against race conditions is if the system provides an atomic-test-and-set-like operation. If such an operation is avaiable, you should probably use it, but it's not the only way. There are several different programming methods for guaranteeing mutually exclusive access to a resource, even when such operations are not available. These were developed before such operations were widely available in hardware, and although they are largely of historical interest, they also posess a certain conceptual beauty. One such method is Peterson's Algorithm, which Matchbox can run and show correct.

Implementation: matchbox.js


SITU-SOL is a vaguely Forth-like language which was designed and implemented (by hand!) during RetroChallenge 2015/07, and entered into an emulated Commodore 64 using SITU-MON.

Reference Implementation: SITU-SOL (Commodore 64)


Sample program:

  [actor(α),item(β),~holding(α,β)]  α picks up the β.   [holding(α,β)]
  [actor(α),item(β),holding(α,β)]   α puts down the β.  [~holding(α,β)]

Samovar is a DSL for world-modeling using predicates rather than explicit objects. It could be thought of as an "assertion-retraction engine", which itself could be thought of as a very stilted style of Prolog programming plus some syntactic sugar.


Sample program:

    Modus_Ponens                 = impl(P, Q) ; P |- Q
    Simplification               = and(P, Q)      |- Q
    Commutativity_of_Conjunction = and(P, Q)      |- and(Q, P)
    Premise                      =                |- and(p, impl(p, q))
    Step_1 = and(p, impl(p, q))    by Premise
    Step_2 = and(impl(p, q), p)    by Commutativity_of_Conjunction with Step_1
    Step_3 = impl(p, q)            by Simplification with Step_1
    Step_4 = p                     by Simplification with Step_2
    Step_5 = q                     by Modus_Ponens with Step_3, Step_4

Maxixe is a simple proof-checking language. Given a proof written out fully and explicitly (including all rules of inference), a computer can check if it is valid or not.

Works in Progress

Languages that are still considered works-in-progress at Cat's Eye Technologies. Many of these are overdue for being "graduated" to being merely considered "done with".

For languages where no significant work has even ever been started, see LoUIE, instead.


Deturgenchry is an object-oriented language with both self and other, and each of these is a continuation (or something.)

Reference Implementation: Deturgenchry.hs


Pophery is an imperative string-rewriting language. I know right?

Reference Implementation:


SixtyPical is a very low-level programming language, similar to 6502 assembly, which defines a set of static analyses via type-checking and abstract interpretation (liveness analysis of variables, i.e. memory locations.)

Reference Implementation: sixtypical (Python)

Implementation: sixtypical (Haskell)